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Frosted Flakes: Long Live the Worms!

OK, maybe this worm won’t live forever | Xinhua/Jiang Wenyao via Getty Images

What if- the football playoff existed 40 years ago, it’s cold in Canada, and a haunted doll won’t ‘let go’

What if you could live to be 400 years old? Would you want to? I already feel like an old person at times, and I’d have 350-360 years to go yet if that lifespan came to pass. I definitely don’t feel like I’ve put enough money away for a 300+ year retirement. I’m also not sure my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandkids should feel like they have to come visit me in the nursing home either. If they were expected to visit all their grandmas, they’d never get anything else done.

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